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mortonballsreal series

March 24th, 2023

After mortonballsreal was bought out by mysterious entity The Corporation and began posting its propaganda everywhere, with the real mortonballsreal being absent, daily_turkeys_off_the_menu and parukoz decide to go back in time to get WBSC eBASEBALL: POWER PROS off the menu and keep it from appearing in the February 8th, 2023 Nintendo Direct to prevent the buyout. After getting kicked out of Nintendo headquarters, they arrive at the WBSC headquarters and meet Monica Abbott before she retired. As it turns out, she had no plans of retiring and would only leave the company if fired. This confuses everyone (apart from parukoz, who does not know who Monica Abbott is) as they know she "retires" two weeks after the direct. She then reveals the only person who can fire her is the person in charge of the company who owns the WBSC, and that person is the only one who can take WBSC eBASEBALL: POWER PROS out of the Direct. The group asks who the company is that owns the WBSC, and it just so happens to be The Corporation. The group travels to South Park to use Chef's Wii U, setting the system clock forwards in time to the current day to get mortonballsreal back on the menu and confront The Corporation. They find mortonballsreal at The Corporation and discover the owner, Mr. The Corporation, is actually dailyscottthewoz. The only way to destroy him is by destroying Ohio as that is where he lives--but also where mortonballsreal lives--but it is okay since Ohio is no longer funny. The group travels back in time to March 1st, 1803 to get Ohio off the menu and destroy The Corporation once and for all. After doing so, they make some calls to give Monica Abbott her job back--and parukoz finally learns who she is.

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