All of the Graphs: Graphiversary

Guys please!

The Blueprint | Volume 30, Issue 6

May 19th, 2023

The incredible song "All of the Graphs" by Grayson Beckham, Liam Bien, Tyler Bush, Ryan Sams, and Luke Faircloth is praised for its excellence in the math genre of music. Different aspects of it are highlighted, and there is even a bit of insight into its development. Its praise is deserved, as the release date of this article is the song's one-year anniversary.

Status: Available

Pages: 1

Found on page 24 of Volume 30, Issue 6 in the Student Life section.

Crew

Author

Logan Bauer

Writer

Logan Bauer

Songwriters

Grayson Beckham

Liam Bien

Tyler Bush

Ryan Sams

Luke Faircloth

Mr. Nikias ("Thank you.")

Editors

Logan Bauer

Joey Knizer

Grayson Beckham

Zohair Siddiqui

Michael Gawkins

Made using Microsoft Word and formatted in Adobe Indesign. Printed on newsprint paper.

Read It

All of the Graphs

Lyrics

(All of the) graphs

All of the graphs-

Plot up the graphs in here baby

X and Y, want y’all to see this

Plot up the graphs in here baby

You know what I need

Want to plot everything

Want you to see all of the graphs

Linear, hyperbolas

Until it’s math class where-everywhere we are

If you want it you can graph it for the rest of your life

Graphing on

Four quadrants yeah

Graph the point, interpret it

I graphed that point, I see a trend

It grows a ton, exponentially

I think I might know what it is

A special line, x squared equals y

Guess what its called? A good 'ol parabola

This one grows exponentially, what-X squared equals y

Straight line, curve line, cosine,

Foci, x and y

All of the graphs, all of the graphs

Symptotes, vertex,

Circle, center

Parabola, all of the graphs

Plot up the graphs in here baby

X and Y, I want y’all to see this

Plot up the graphs in here baby

You know what I need

Want you to plot everything

Want you to see all of the graphs

Absolute value

See it on the graph

Down, switch then up and always in that order

Never negatives

They get converted

Even if they show up

They always be deserted

I've made mistakes

Put 'em in in graph

Slapped atop the head

Said I'm bad a math

I know they wrong

"Guys please!"

Don’t the same mistake and end up where I used to be

Straight line, curve line, cosine,

Foci, x and y

All of the graphs, all of the graphs

Symptotes, vertex,

Circle, center

Parabola, all of the graphs

Plot up the graphs in here baby

X and Y, I want y’all to see this

Plot up the graphs in here baby

You know what I need

Want you to plot everything

Want you to see all of the graphs

Get it right, baby

Gotta let Mr. Nikias know

Get graph, ay

Go make your equations shown

Get it right , baby

Gotta let Mr. Nikias know

Get graph, ay

Go make your equations shown

Got up and down line, of linear kind

Y=mx+b is always on my math mind

Also was about to plot that straight line

You know we found the Y intercept then plot the straight line

(Line, line, line, line)

We gonna plot the straight line

"Thank you."

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Trivia

The editing of the article was messed up, with text lines being not straight across the page, a lower-quality image compared to the one seen in the music video, the spacing on the line, the title bleeding into and going on top of the text, the lack of a space between "logan bauer" and "'25," and most importantly, the mislabeling of "staff writer." This is due to this being an article found in the Student Life section of the paper, rather than in Arts and Entertainment.

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